January 2012
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
Mike Moynihan is the cutest boy in all of the...
aloneinopenroading:
Second cutest, come on dude.
Hahahahaha
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living-ghosts:
This entire year I’ve spent worrying. 2012—throughout I’m just going to focus on living happy.
Dear attractive women of the world,
mikexhulud:
Thank you for letting me look at you and plan out our future together, before violently snapping back to the harsh reality that I am a schmuck and will die alone.
Love,
Me
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iced-lungs:
Creativity is a pathway to positivity.
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sallyxjupiter:
thislovemustbecursed:
“I don’t like boys/girls that smoke” ugh, how about you go neck yourself? It has nothing to do with anyone but the smoker?! hahahahahahaha you’re all pathetic
xHATEANDJUDGEEVERYONEx But really, I dislike being around people that smoke, while they’re smoking. But even if someone smokes it doesn’t “change” them as a person.
^^^^^
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER